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What’s that one car brand that starts with p? Chrysler?
—Connie (via jollypopjackie)
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Kissing is worse than handjobs
—Connie
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Oh come on, Usher wouldn’t hang out with a white ass boy [Justin Bieber] if he wasn’t touching him. Why would a swag ass grown black man be hanging out with a white girl if he wasn’t molesting him? That’s reason enough.
—Connie (via jollypopjackie)
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Unless it’s about dick, it’s not relevant
—Connie
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You can ruin my life but not my blog!
—Connie
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You’re fast when you jump the border. Why ain’t you fast when you make my quesadilla?
—Connie, waiting at La Vic’s (via jollypopjackie)
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Are women allowed to drive school buses?
—Connie
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- Me: I believe in you. You are a strong independent black woma-
- Connie: Even a black woman wouldn't pass this test
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I wish I was a fabulous sassy Latina girl like Camila
—Connie
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My nail polish is called “vodka & caviar.” It makes me feel like a Russian whore, and I like it
—Connie Martin (via jacqueline-sa)
